cuntpie:

so who wants to start fancying me

cuntpie:

i want to be skinnier but food

some woman with noodle looking hair stopped me earlier and said “smoking can cause lung cancer you know” 

so i replied with “tesco called, they want their noodles back”

noodle woman wasn’t impressed 

the term friend is really funny sometimes

like when someone acts like their your friend

but really they’re a back stabbing twat

ha ha ha ha

i dare someone to fancy me, like, double dare :@

idk i love kerry so much idc if im a 12 year old to her i trust her with everything and anything and yeah i love you kerry fort i’d let u know 

i can’t be that bad looking??? sigh

wow ok :):)x

when people think they’re funny by going on my blog :—) haha see i can laugh too